disco jimmy

graycatluna:

Scooby’s lineage goes back to the age of myth,

His oldest known ancestor, Enki Doo, even co-stars in the first known work of fiction

neonpigeons:

a screenshot of an episode description for the show "Diner's, Drive-Ins, and Dives" which is a show on food network hosted by Guy Fieri. it reads "Guy Fieri's getting stuffed and sandwiched. In Los Angeles, a taco truck goes big with the birria, while in Bend, OR, it's Polish-palooza with lights-out pierogis. Then in Milford, Ohio, an elevated diner is spicing up their chicken sandwich." /end IDALT
second image is the same screenshot but zoomed in specifically on the phrase "Guy Fieri's getting stuffed and sandwiched." /end IDALT

hey food network, quick question for you: who allowed this episode description

I’m in a zoom meeting for work and there’s a guy named Dick Foot here

improbablecarny:

improbablecarny:

improbablecarny:

people who don’t watch horror movies are SO confident that they know everything there is to know about the genre. like it’s okay to not know things. it’s okay if you don’t like friday the 13th or whatever. i promise you don’t need to make an ass out of yourself on the internet about it

horror is an incredibly diverse genre, because there is potential horror in everything. it’s in nature, it’s in architecture and technology, it’s in human relationships, it’s in folklore, the past, the future, the mundane. there are horror movies from all over the world. it is straight up anti-intellectual to pretend that the handful of B slashers you’ve vaguely heard about comprise the totality of what horror has to offer. If you’re just not interested in horror, or if you dislike certain subgenres of horror, then that’s fine, you’re not obligated to like anything at all. but smugly announcing that you don’t like horror because you dislike a handful of VERY specific non-universal tropes is just as stupid as saying that you hate comedy because you don’t like adam sandler movies.

this is what I mean by anti-intellectualism btw

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My schedule rn

  • Wake up
  • Eat breakfast
  • Go to work
  • Engage in PvP w the project manager’s dog
  • Lunch
  • Work more
  • Study
  • Go home
  • Dinner
  • Whatever
  • Sleep

r0semultiverse:

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Like music to my ears

willotstreet:

willotstreet:

the climate of youtube as a platform makes me so depressed

youtube shorts. beautifully drawn commissioned thumbnails replaced with clickbait shocked reaction faces and red arrows because the video wasn’t doing well. all caps video titles that don’t even tell you what the video is. youtube shorts. the mr beast-ification of youtube. every video has to outdo the next. one a scale of 1 to 10. risk is not rewarded. youtube shorts. clips channels. youtube shorts.

goffbrainrot:

goffbrainrot:

I think getting vampire fangs should be considered a gender affirming procedure

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Ya can’t hide this gem in the tags this is actually so sweet @jellyfishdirigible

rogha:

bulletsgirl:

ppl who werent changed forever by youre gonna go far kid by the offspring when they were like 11 and insanely impressionable you just cant understand me

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