lost-wandering-historian:

apofid-puffleburry:

faggotri:

taking a class on sex this semester which has resulted in many fun things like “sex activity” and “sex final” being added to my planner. being very mature and serious about this .

obsessed

I had a class called “What is Evil?” The professor called us his “evil students” and I got to say things like: “I have evil class later.” and “I have readings in evil to do.” and “Well my evil professor said…”

I miss having that class

hojlundaise:

the transition im crying

catchymemes:

anarchblr:

hotvampireadjacent:

ABOLISH POLICE AND FREE MY HOMEBOY DJ TOILET

lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks:

lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks:

y'all he ain’t kidding

I just made this eggnog

it’s so fucking good

the original recipe doesn’t have alcohol but I added in some fireball (which means I didn’t need the cloves or cinnamon)

I actually couldn’t find the recipe online anywhere so I had to just take notes from the tiktok, I did have to guess a couple things tho because he doesn’t always specify exact measurements

I’ll put the recipe as I did it under a cut, in case anyone wants to use it

Keep reading

almost December so time to bring back this absolutely baller nog recipe

marisatomay:

marisatomay:

that tiktok that’s like “name a single hobby of yours outside of media consumption” she got em a bit why lie

friends in my phone: what are your favorite hobbies that aren’t media consumption?

i love to bake (particularly breads) and i run and hike a lot :) i also! sing and write on occasion

jimintomystery:

retrogamingblog2:

1. Main character
2. Sidekick
3. Girl
4. Character introduced in a sequel to keep things interesting
5. Another girl
6. Evil doppelganger
7. “Going to the well one too many times” doppelganger
8. Antagonist
9. Antagonist’s son
10. We just needed a tenth character, so this guy will do

doggosource:

oui

lavenderlemniscate:

redstonedust:

my favourite thing about large discord servers is when they make an announcement post and all the reactions on it are like. POG FACE. TRANS HEART. E. CONFETTI EMOJI. FLAG OF PERU. SNAKE. Q. EYES. FIRE. MISCHEVIOUS DEVIL SMILING EMOJI. ANOTHER POG FAGE. PREGNANT MAN. HOT DOG. THUMBS UP. VRISKA.

liesles:

(tag via @aquasandyled)

this stopped me dead in my tracks because knowing old tech startup humor that actually makes too much sense. and then i looked it up and

yeah your brain is huge

jack in the box has bubble milk tea and im v curious now…

deergravity:

roycohn:

this is inspired by a similar post about the uk but i don’t know enough about uk media so here’s the us version

if the hunger games was real and on US tv who would host it?

andy cohen

ryan seacrest

joe rogan

jimmy kimmel

rupaul

james corden

steve harvey

chelsea handler

steven a smith

someone else??

the tags on this are already amazing:

thememedaddy:

queercoded-disney-villain:

nthfunct:

[“guy who’s building a machine made out of people & noticed you don’t fit into their machine” voice] something’s wrong with you

ALT

The three genders.

nuncock:

ambassadorquark:

if i was a harbor seal you KNOW i’d be taking joyous underwater naps!!!!!!!